Flash Fiction Friday 11-4-2011 "Screwing Around"

"See, if I do this..."

"Oh! I get it now. That's funny!"

"Doesn't it look real? Like we're actually balancing the TV on her heels?"

"So lifelike...dude! You should add some beers!"

"Yes! Where? Like... here?"

"Ha! Perfect! All ready for game day!"

"See, told you Photoshop could be fun."

"Ahem."

They turned from the computer screen at her clearing her throat. "I'd hate to ruin your bonding time, but how long are you going to keep me like this...?"

One of them stood from the chair as the other began sauntering over, grabbing a cloth from the table.

"Now, now," the first one chided, tying the cloth across her mouth, "we said no talking."

The other reached out and purposefully ran a finger along her sopping wet slit. She shuddered against the tightened ropes.

"You'll be like this for a little while yet..."
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Challenge this week was between 75-125 words, with the required phrase "... so lifelike..." Check out PB's blog for more info.


The picture for the prompt was just too ridiculous, so this is a ridiculous piece. Kinda rushed this one...

FFF, October 27, 2011 "This is Halloween"

There was a witch, and a bride. A gypsy, and the standard mummy.

Each, one after the other, posed and still against each solemn pillar, waiting.

Then, he saw her. 

The gentle curve of her stomach caught his gaze, the way the corset folded over her, cupping each pale breast, fleshy nipples standing out against the unceasing October air. 

And then he smiled. 

A very deep, hard, tenebrous smile Jack rarely gave. 

And she, the vampiress, trembled with excited anticipation, for she knew, already, that this night she would belong to the Pumpkin King. 

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Challenge this week was between 80-100 words, along with the required word "...tenebrous..." (straight from H.P. Lovecraft!). 

Been a while since I've done a FFF, and looking forward to getting back into it! I'm thinking the inspiration for this take is too obvious. I love Tim Burton's "The Nightmare Before Christmas" too much...

Yearning

So.

So I keep thinking about kissing you. Your lips moving over mine. Laying you down and ripping that fucking shirt off.

And my lips move and glide.

To your throat.

Collar.

Between your breasts.

Down your smooth stomach.

To the top of those damn panties.

And I keep thinking of how you groan when I'm pushing against you from behind, hand down the front of those jeans, teasing you, tugging and tickling your pubs, massaging your mons.

And right now? I'm thinking of the way you lay on top of those sheets, head resting of your forearms, ass raised up so invitingly. That look in your eyes.

Seems I just can't stop thinking...

TMI Tuesday: August 9th, 2011

Her: I saw you flirting with her. Cheater!
Him: It's not cheating if we don't have intercourse.

1. You have been separated from your significant other for six months. An attractive, attentive neighbor has paid you flattering attention. It is obvious he/she wishes to take the relationship further. Do you:
a. Dismiss him/her, you're in a committed relationship.
b. Continue to flirt, but go no further.
c. Fantasize about him/her, but take care of your sexual needs solo.
d. Let the affair become physical.




There might be a bit of c mixed in there too, but flirting can be just fun and harmless. Of course, I'd also explain the situation to the attractive, attentive neighbor, because any advances could have easily been made out of ignorance to the circumstances.

2. A male co-worker whom you have heard is great in bed and very well endowed has been flirting with you a lot. He obviously wishes to start a relationship. Do you: (This question is for women AND men). 
a. Make it clear to him you're not interested.
b. Flirt with him but go no further
c. Mentally undress him and wonder what he'd be like in bed.
d. Let the relationship become sexual.


I'm a massive supporter for gay/lesbian rights, but I'm not myself. However, I have a few friends I could tip him off to...

3. Your significant other is impotent most of the time, showing little interest in you and little interest in being sexual. Do you:
a. Resign yourself to no sex.
b. Satisfy your needs with masturbation
c. Find someone who can satisfy you sexually but remain with your significant other 
d. Leave him or her



If they're not opening themselves sexually, and aren't willing to try and work that out, get to the root of the problem, I don't want any business being with them (words make this sound easy, but I know how difficult this is). If they don't think they're good enough, all they need is more practice (and the practice is fun!). If they can't emotionally open up, then there's plenty to be talked about outside of the bedroom. But if they're convinced sex is wrong, sex is disgusting, sex is bad, and refuse to be open to changing those beliefs? No.

4. The last time you and your mate had sex, were you: 
a. Concentrating mostly on him/her, and you didn't even orgasm
b. Thinking about your pleasure and theirs.
c. Concentrating mainly on your own pleasure.
d. Used his/her body as a tool to reach your own orgasm.



Last time, it was all three of those. Depending upon the current... *ahem* happenings.


5. What kind of partner do you prefer while making love or having sex? 
a. Tender, loving, slow and sweeet
b. I don't care, just do me; it's been a while
c. Tough, take-charge, I like it a little rough
d. Any lovin' is good lovin'



Variety is the spice of life, and is essential to sex, so I'm just going to go ahead and mark all of these. No two times should be the same, and if they are, fix it, because it's so fun to fix it. ;)


Bonus: Do you mind if your significant other ogles/checks out another sexy person? What if they comment on that person, do you mind that? 


Oh no, not in the slightest, and I expect them to not have a problem with it either. Life's too short; if I see a beautiful woman, then I'm going to take in that beauty. More often than not, I'll approach her, and compliment her, let her know that she's gorgeous, because it could just make her day a little happier. Why would I get after a significant other for doing the same?

Bonus, Bonus: What are your thoughts on the TMI Tuesday image and the caption beneath it? 


The woman might be freaking out a bit too much, but at the same time he's flirting with another woman WHILE his significant other is right there. Really, man? Not cool. The expression on the woman's face though? Priceless. 

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FFF, August 5th, 2011: Not a Sound

The challenge for this week was to use the picture below to write a short fiction between 80-160 words. Additionally, a key phrase was provided that needed to be included in the submission: "... strangled cry..."

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As his cock filled her, as his desired bucked her, as his lust dominated her, his words continued to thump in her head:

"Don't make a sound."

And so she hadn't, but fuck... she hadn't realized how hard it'd be. She'd never imagined how much it'd turn her on, people changing in the dressing rooms around them, unaware to the powerful ravishing she was receiving next door.

Then, she felt it. Felt him. He was tensing. Driving himself harder, faster, and she knew. He was close.

Her mouth hanging open, the strangled cry shot through her head. Yes! she thought, Fuck yeah! Cum in me! Fill me up! Fucking claim me!

Abruptly, in a swift motion, he pulled out from her. She suddenly felt empty, her longing and heat dripping, unquenched.

He pushed past her, adjusting pants and belt, zipping the fly, and remarking, "There's another department store a half a block down. There, in the dressing room. Ten minutes."

Commenting...

It seems like a lot of my comments on other's blogs are being marked as spam and consequently not being read.

This is not good! The reason I comment is to let someone know I enjoyed their post and there's another person out there reading!

Must be some way to fix this...

TMI Tuesday: August 2nd, 2011

In the Summertime



1. What is your favorite summer clothing item or outfit?
Comfortable pair of shorts, either t-shirt, a light polo, or topless, and slippers (flipflops) or my vibrams.


2. Did you or will you take a summer vacation? If yes, where did you go?
Got back from Maui, Hawai'i not too long ago. Stayed in Lahina, which is the royal capitol of ancient Hawai'i. It was an unforgettable experience. 


3. What is your ideal weekend away (e.g. city, beach or wilderness)?
Sometimes driving over to the coast and renting a little cabin for the weekend, other times skipping towns/cities and seeing what there is to see. Really depends on my mood.


4. What would you pack for a naughty weekend?
Candles, matches to light the candles (yeah... I forgot once), lub, maybe some massage oil, and condoms (just in case). 


5. What item(s) do you never unpack, never take out of the luggage from trip to trip?
I think there's been one particular hairbrush sitting in my luggage for a couple of months now...

Bonus: Last vacation sex... Tell us what happened.
You'll have to forgive me for not sharing, but suffice it to say that Australians girls are fun... ;)


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