TMI Tuesday: January 10th, 2012

"All about the wedding tackle, twig & berries, pole, fire hose, skin flute, dipstick, meat thermometer or what we all know as the penis."


1. What's more important- length or width? Why?
Honestly, the only thing a big penis really helps with is the psychological aspects of sex. From what I've read from a few other blogs (I obviously can't have an opinion on this!), a wider one makes her feel more "full."

Not going to lie, I hate the traditional obsession with penis size guys seem to typically exhibit. An obsession with penis size can lead to the view that sex is penetration, and that... that's just the wrong way to look at things! I mean, UGH! Humpf. Another post for another time...


2. Ever encountered one that was too big for you to handle?
Uh, nope, not really. lol


3. Best place to put a penis?
Oh wow, let's see... hands, mouth, cunt, the small of your back when I'm behind you running my hands up... Oh, sorry, what were we talking about?


4. If you had a penis for a day, what would you do with it?
Same sorta things I always do with it...?


Penis Envy: Largest penis in the animal kingdom is 11 feet (blue whale)


5. You're a penis, which love canal (that's a vagina) would you most like to visit:
a. short and shallow
b. fall into the gap, gliding smoothly along the slick walls
c. tight suction lip-lock
d. none, I prefer the back door thank you


Bonus: What is the perfect name for your penis or a penis you use often? 
Oh wow, I've never actually given my cock a name. Hey! Anybody out there want to name my cock?

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TMI Tuesday: January 3rd, 2012

First TMI Tuesday of the new year! Here we go...

1. Finish this sentence: In the New Year ___________.
In the New Year, I'm looking forward to many, many incredible experiences and encounters.


2. Do you make New Year's Resolutions? If yes, what are they for 2012?
Nope.  Absolutely not.  Any plans I had to improve in 2012 were started last week.  I used to look at that last week of December as a recovery/rest period before hitting the new year, but then came the realization that if I actually wanted to get it done, to actually achieve my goals, I had to get some MOMENTUM going. So any plans or goals I have for this year have already been rolling for a little while. Also feel like a resolution or promise to yourself will just hang over your head. Just get up and get the year rolling RIGHT!


3. What New Year's resolutions did you make last year?
See above.


4. Think of those resolutions, from last year. How did you do in keeping them?
Like I said, no resolutions, but I did pretty well on keeping to my goals.


5. What was your most memorable sexual happening/experience in 2011? 
Well, I was in Tibet, searching for the Yeti when out of nowhere... Haha, but seriously.

I was on top, her legs up over my shoulders. Shuddering and roaring, pumping the last of my seed into her sopping pussy as she gasped and encouraged, but instead of slowly coming down from the experience, I began kissing her again. Passionately, with energy and purpose. Before I knew it, my lips were at her throat, her breasts, down her stomach. She gave me a curious look, I gave a naughty glance, and my face was buried between her legs, eating up all the wetness from before as her nails dug into my curls. We kept at it until my second wind, where she knelt up against the wall so I could take her, hard, from behind. By the time we were done, we were exhausted and her sheets were covered with our sweat, but oh so very worth it.


Bonus: What was your most memorable experience (activity, event, etc.) in 2011? 
The amazing experiences I got to have on Maui this last summer were incredible and life-changing. In ten short days, I found friends who became close as family, and a deeper appreciation for life in general. Wouldn't have changed a thing.

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TMI Tuesday: August 9th, 2011

Her: I saw you flirting with her. Cheater!
Him: It's not cheating if we don't have intercourse.

1. You have been separated from your significant other for six months. An attractive, attentive neighbor has paid you flattering attention. It is obvious he/she wishes to take the relationship further. Do you:
a. Dismiss him/her, you're in a committed relationship.
b. Continue to flirt, but go no further.
c. Fantasize about him/her, but take care of your sexual needs solo.
d. Let the affair become physical.




There might be a bit of c mixed in there too, but flirting can be just fun and harmless. Of course, I'd also explain the situation to the attractive, attentive neighbor, because any advances could have easily been made out of ignorance to the circumstances.

2. A male co-worker whom you have heard is great in bed and very well endowed has been flirting with you a lot. He obviously wishes to start a relationship. Do you: (This question is for women AND men). 
a. Make it clear to him you're not interested.
b. Flirt with him but go no further
c. Mentally undress him and wonder what he'd be like in bed.
d. Let the relationship become sexual.


I'm a massive supporter for gay/lesbian rights, but I'm not myself. However, I have a few friends I could tip him off to...

3. Your significant other is impotent most of the time, showing little interest in you and little interest in being sexual. Do you:
a. Resign yourself to no sex.
b. Satisfy your needs with masturbation
c. Find someone who can satisfy you sexually but remain with your significant other 
d. Leave him or her



If they're not opening themselves sexually, and aren't willing to try and work that out, get to the root of the problem, I don't want any business being with them (words make this sound easy, but I know how difficult this is). If they don't think they're good enough, all they need is more practice (and the practice is fun!). If they can't emotionally open up, then there's plenty to be talked about outside of the bedroom. But if they're convinced sex is wrong, sex is disgusting, sex is bad, and refuse to be open to changing those beliefs? No.

4. The last time you and your mate had sex, were you: 
a. Concentrating mostly on him/her, and you didn't even orgasm
b. Thinking about your pleasure and theirs.
c. Concentrating mainly on your own pleasure.
d. Used his/her body as a tool to reach your own orgasm.



Last time, it was all three of those. Depending upon the current... *ahem* happenings.


5. What kind of partner do you prefer while making love or having sex? 
a. Tender, loving, slow and sweeet
b. I don't care, just do me; it's been a while
c. Tough, take-charge, I like it a little rough
d. Any lovin' is good lovin'



Variety is the spice of life, and is essential to sex, so I'm just going to go ahead and mark all of these. No two times should be the same, and if they are, fix it, because it's so fun to fix it. ;)


Bonus: Do you mind if your significant other ogles/checks out another sexy person? What if they comment on that person, do you mind that? 


Oh no, not in the slightest, and I expect them to not have a problem with it either. Life's too short; if I see a beautiful woman, then I'm going to take in that beauty. More often than not, I'll approach her, and compliment her, let her know that she's gorgeous, because it could just make her day a little happier. Why would I get after a significant other for doing the same?

Bonus, Bonus: What are your thoughts on the TMI Tuesday image and the caption beneath it? 


The woman might be freaking out a bit too much, but at the same time he's flirting with another woman WHILE his significant other is right there. Really, man? Not cool. The expression on the woman's face though? Priceless. 

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TMI Tuesday: August 2nd, 2011

In the Summertime



1. What is your favorite summer clothing item or outfit?
Comfortable pair of shorts, either t-shirt, a light polo, or topless, and slippers (flipflops) or my vibrams.


2. Did you or will you take a summer vacation? If yes, where did you go?
Got back from Maui, Hawai'i not too long ago. Stayed in Lahina, which is the royal capitol of ancient Hawai'i. It was an unforgettable experience. 


3. What is your ideal weekend away (e.g. city, beach or wilderness)?
Sometimes driving over to the coast and renting a little cabin for the weekend, other times skipping towns/cities and seeing what there is to see. Really depends on my mood.


4. What would you pack for a naughty weekend?
Candles, matches to light the candles (yeah... I forgot once), lub, maybe some massage oil, and condoms (just in case). 


5. What item(s) do you never unpack, never take out of the luggage from trip to trip?
I think there's been one particular hairbrush sitting in my luggage for a couple of months now...

Bonus: Last vacation sex... Tell us what happened.
You'll have to forgive me for not sharing, but suffice it to say that Australians girls are fun... ;)


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TMI Tuesday: July 26th 2011

At The Movies

1. Why do you go to the movies?
a. To feel
b. To think
c. To escape
d. To enjoy the air conditioning
e. Family night out

2. In the last six months, have you viewed more movies at home or at the movie theatre?
Only saw one (maybe two) in theatre, all the rest being at home or a friend's place.

3. What was the last movie you watched at home? At the theatre?
Home: Top Gun (Ya 80s music!)
Theatre: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2


4. Which do you enjoy most in a movie?
a. Two beings battling to death such as Godzilla and Mothra (or any foe), Gladiator
b. Car chase scene such as Ronin, Fast & the Furious
c. Major heist such as Italian Job, Ocean’s Eleven, Snatch
d. Epic battle scene such as Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings: Two Towers

5. In your opinion, which movie(s) have the best or most enjoyable sex scenes?
The one that stands out the most to me is 40 Days and 40 Nights (when he's running the white orchids over her). 


6. Which of these is your favorite Hollywood movie plot?
a. Boy meets girl
b. The Jesus Story (apocalyptic; someone is saving the world)
c. Fish out of Water
d. Buddy movie

7. What is your favorite movie genre? (Thriller, comedy, action/adventure, drama, mystery, fright, etc.)

It really depends on the movie, but I tend to stick more to comedies, action/adventures, dramas, and mysteries. Never been a fan of horror.

 8. In movies, what makes you cry?
a. mistreatment of a prime, likeable character
b. gushy, mushy romance (e.g., marriage proposals, couple finally proclaim their love)
c. very scary jump-out-at-you, make-you-pee-your-pants scenes
d. anyone or anything dying

Bonus: What is your favorite movie? Why?
Wow... toughie. The Prestige, Garden State, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Moulin Rouge!, Phantom of the Opera, and Up in the Air to name a few. 

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